everybodyhasclaimedeverything:

Wow Orange Is The New Black Season 3 looks good

via: everybodyhasclaimedeverything / 48 minutes ago with 60,407 notes

daiisychaii:

Venice, Italy beyond-blissful

#places   
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via: officialwhitegirls / source: nice-wig-janis 1 hour ago with 61,524 notes

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

via: protectdean / source: thenorsebros 1 hour ago with 24,362 notes

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

via: beyoncevevo / source: topfunnystuff 1 hour ago with 429,404 notes

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

GIVE IT TO ME

#animals   
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frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

via: warriorheart-worriermind / source: cunicular 6 hours ago with 357,638 notes

dicktho:

telapathetic:

Whats heterosexuality like

probably like when you shop for clothes and everything is really cheap so you buy it but when you try it on its boring and ugly

#exactly   
via: heteroh / source: telapathetic 6 hours ago with 370 notes

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

via: wholock-r-a-dorkiplier / source: iseeavoice 7 hours ago with 323,791 notes

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

via: wholock-r-a-dorkiplier / source: kristyskrushers 8 hours ago with 128,445 notes
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#vagina hour   
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thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

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